Overnight Clicks: Who Are You?

The guy who sets next to me, Parker Hodges, (pictured, left) said he was tired of my bit every day where I put up a goofy picture of someone that isn't him just for a laugh. "Why don't you use that space to find out who your audience is instead?" he bellowed. Not a bad idea. So here it is. If you're clicking into this show, send me a quick e-mail covering who you are, where you're from, and what you're doing right now. Keep it clean. Well, relatively clean. I'll put all the names in a hat and hand out some sort of prize from around here. Nothing huge, but a little "thank you" for taking part. If you want, send a digital photo. Then you too can be Parker Hodges for a day. He'll really hate that. Away we go!

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The Super Bowl Hype Section, Part 3
The Eagles and Patriots still have a week to go before the big game. It may take you that long to get through this article on how they got to Jacksonville. Afterwards, forget about playing a fantasy XXXIX on your PS2. Who needs video games when you can learn how to play paper football? A slick slideshow on that cutting edge subject is right here.

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The Question
If I had my way, the Super Bowl would be this weekend. You only need one week to get ready for it. Why the NFL has to wait two weeks for this thing is idiotic. Just get on with it already. At the very least, we should be tuning into the REAL college football championship, a game decided by a playoff system, not a poll. But that's besides the point. The question tonight: "Do you prefer a one-week or a two-week break before the Super Bowl? Cast your crucial ballot

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The Royal Rumble
This Sunday night in Fresno, Calif., WWE presents "The Royal Rumble." Our masked wrestling writer, Prof. Wrestling, tells us how the script will go on this pay-per-view. Then, next Monday, he'll be back to tell us what happened. As Mean Gene Okerlund used to say, "Don't you dare miss it!"

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The Weird Chronicles
Earlier this week, I ran a column by Chris Cope, with his spin on married life. When I mentioned he was "laugh out loud funny," one of our other columnists wondered why I never said that about him. Geez, you can't even do one stupid thing around here without someone complaining. Just like your job. Anyway, this Friday spot is now reserved for a column called the "Weird Chronicles," which is written by J. Scott Wilson. The guy is funny. Laugh out loud funny? Every single column. You'll agree, I'm sure. Just click here.

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