Overnight Clicks: Final Call

This is it! It's the last chance for "Overnight Clicks" readers to enter our "who are you" contest. It's simply an effort to find out who clicks through this mess every night. The prize will not be spectacular, but you'll love it anyway. The guy who sits next to me, Parker Hodges (pictured, left), put me up to this so he's in charge of the prize. Enter by clicking here. I'll announce a winner Monday! Away we go!

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The Weird Chronicles
This week, our "weird" columnist, J. Scott Wilson, has his head in the clouds. Mr. Wilson examines the phenomenon known as "chemtrails," those cloudy-looking lines in the sky. Are they simply jet exhaust or something more sinister? The column is right here.

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The Grammys
The Grammy Awards are this Sunday. We hope you watch and we hope you can check out our special coverage of the show by clicking right here. But I'd also like to take this opportunity to chastise these Grammy people for their 1978 decision to name "A Taste Of Honey" Best New Artist over Elvis Costello! YOU IDIOTS! As an E.C. freak, I've never really gotten over that slap in the face. These days, Elvis is in the Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame, the "Boogie Oogie Oogie" girls are not. Grrrrr.

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The Professor Of Wrestling
This Sunday night in Orlando, Fla., TNA Wrestling (WWE's primary competition) holds its "Against All Odds" pay-per-view. Our ring king, Professor Wrestling, checks in with a rundown of the card and gives his stellar predictions. Too lowbrow, you ask? Not lowbrow enough! Check out the Prof's latest lecture by clicking right here.

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That'll do it. To quote the great Jack Buck, "We'll see ya ... tomorrow night!" (Monday, if you're keeping score.)