Triple Brownie

Often accused of being too rich to be able to relate to the average American, Triple Brownie scoffs at the naysayers and challenges anyone to look at his make-up of brownie batter flavored ice cream, brownie batter swirl and real brownie chunks with anything but an impressed eye and palette.

"Too rich?" asks Triple Brownie. "Does such a condition even exist? You ask the true chocolate lover if I don't possess all the qualities they crave in an ice cream leader and I think you'll find them agreeing that I am the total package."

The prestigious Cocoa School of Business, only blocks from New York's famed "chocolate mile," was a fine proving ground for a young creamy flavor looking to make its way in the world of business. With a chocolaty history dating back to the very beginnings of America, Triple Brownie sought to continue the family tradition of building a wealth of creaminess.

"I was born to bring chocolate to a new level, but I don't think you should say that I am hoarding chocolate goodness," quips Triple Brownie. "The chocolate dream is out there for everyone. I just happen to have worked hard to bring some special forms of it to my supporters."

It is this "triple threat" that makes Triple Brownie think the top office is the place to be. A strong sense of business and a smooth taste of things that made our country great may yet be enough to get the all-chocolate platform a stage from which to spread its message.

"I think we are seeing a change in what Americans want in their ice cream," Triple Brownie said. "For years it was, 'vanilla this and vanilla that.' I think chocolate's day is coming and I want to lead the charge!"

Whether or not this shift in flavor priorities is true, few can get a taste of what Triple Brownie has to offer without saying to themselves, "This makes sense."

Campaign Slogan: "Keep America Yummy!" Victory Song: Eat the Rich, by Aerosmith

Favorite Movie: Rich Brownie, Poor Brownie

Last Book Read: The 3 Habits of Highly Effective Ice Creams