Mystery Cam: Let's Rock Alice Cooper-Style
Anyway, I'll just presume that I'm right. From what I've heard, (your city) rocks hardest, but I can't say authoritatively since the latest statistical reports from the Federal Department of Rocking are running late. And since (your city) rocks so hard, with such exemplary zeal and stick-to-it-iveness, I feel obliged to give y'all a Webcam image over which to puzzle.
What's that you say? Not a terribly distinctive image? Well, see, I'm no rookie at this Webcam game, and I know that most of you aren't, either. So I'm not going to make it easy. Webcam-guessing is no game for the weak-hearted.
Last Week:
Well, last week was pretty good, actually. I watched some baseball, cleaned house a bit, did some things, which turned out so well that I went and did some other things. But enough about me. As Laura said, I'll be taking over one or two of these columns a month, ruthlessly subjecting innocent Webcam patrons with my briefcase o' confusing non sequiturs.
In other, more pertinent news, Laura's mystery cam last week was of Kauai.
The spouting horn mentioned is located on the south shore of Kauai. The spray of water is created by a lava tube into which the surf crashes, creating a hissing noise. Ancient Hawaiians believed that Kaikapu, a lizard goddess, was trapped by a clever fisherman in the lava tube and that the hissing is the sound of her angry roar.
The winners are a few names that I recognize from my halcyon days filling in for Laura: Jim Kielty, Mary Ellen Horvath and Wade. Don't you guys get sick of winning all the time? Wade, how are you, you old codger?
Clues
Hold on, let me get some authoritative info from one of the region in question's foremost authorities, Alice Cooper: "The French missionaries and explorers began visiting here in the late 16th century. Its name was originally an Algonquin term meaning 'the good land.' And it's the only American city to elect three Socialist mayors."
I think I might have just given it away again. Oh well. Guesses?
