Who's Not Hot
No, we don't hate these people. We just need a breather from them for a while. They, like Celine or platform shoes, can come back after a couple of years.
Y2k Forecasters. Oh, just shut up and hide in your survivalist shelters already.
TV Angel Shows. See Robin Williams.
Dennis Rodman His piercings alone make us squirm. Dennis, you've had more than your 15 minutes of fame -- now hit the showers.
Monica Lewinsky. Monica, honey, no one cares anymore. And the handbags? We don't think so.
The Cast Of "Veronica's Closet." Two words: Not funny.
Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee. Maybe if we're really quiet, they'll turn off the video cameras and go away.
Dr. Laura. She's getting on our nerves with her constant hard-line preaching. She needs to trade in her battle-ax for a soothing bath and an aromatherapy candle. But which candle? "Serenity?" "Peace?" No, let's opt for "Silence." Unfortunately, Dr. Laura might just be revving up as her national radio show hits the syndicated television circut soon.
Robin Williams. No more icky sticky movies, please Robin. We're just tired of the same old schtick. What happened to your massive talent? Williams' movies are giving us cavities. "Bicentennial Man" had more sap than Yosemite National Forest. Thank goodness he says he's returning to stand up comedy -- may the hecklers take heed.
